A Redditer asked this question five days ago and I’m surprised at the massive outpour of responses (14,666 comments to be precise) that lists, what some guys do, that pisses other guys off. If you or anyone you know does any of the following things, please, for the sake of the rest of us, stop.
Being inconsiderate doesn’t make you “alpha” any more than putting on a tuxedo makes you a gentleman, and your friendships — not to mention your love life — will suffer if you continue to define manhood in these destructive ways.
Here are Redditers’ top 20 ridiculously lame things that dudes tend to do that pisses other guys off.
1. When a guy completely changes his personality when attractive women are around. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
2. Pissing all over the floor in front of the urinal.
3. When dudes feel emasculated by bromance.
Like, bro, just take my love, bro.
4. When dudes walk like they are carrying invisible watermelons under their arms. PC Principal is a good example.
It’s called… “I.L.S.” Imaginary Lat Syndrome.
5. Guys who completely change their personality after they get a new girlfriend.
Bonus points if they completely “revert” back to themselves and try to reintegrate back into the group like the last 9 months didn’t happen.
6. When you put your hand on their thigh in the sauna then they punch you 🙁
7. The I-can-do-it-better than you guys.
- Dude I bet I can drink more than you
- Dude I bet I can lift more than you
- Dude I bet I can f**k more chicks than you
- Dude I’m more of a man than you
8. Any guy that feels the need to attempt to assert his ‘dominance’ over another by cutting other people down.
FYI: When you do this you just look pathetic and insecure.
9. Obnoxiously loud car stereos that rattles the wall from miles away.
Dude, no one thinks you’re a badass, we all think you’re a f**king inconsiderate douchebag.
10. Those guys who spray half a can of Axe on themselves any time they break a sweat.
Dude, stop, you smell like an alchemist’s swamp ass.
11. Body odor! How the f**k can you not notice the smell?
I can smell you from 10 feet away, have a shower and apply some deodorant.
12. When you have a “friend” with whom you can have great conversation with 1 on 1, but the moment other people come around, their number one priority is to insult you in every way possible.
13. When they don’t put the seat up to take a piss and piss gets on the seat so I’m the one that has to clean it before I can take a shit.
Seriously? Put the seat up before you piss!
14. Guys who need to brag about how much p***y they get or thinks all girls want them.
Dude! We don’t really care if you f****d 10 different chicks this weekend. 99% of the time it’s mental fantasy and 1% of the time it’s sleazy.
15. The one who yell, catcall or whistle at attractive girls on the street.
16. The guys who make girls they don’t know feel uncomfortable with un-reciprocated advances.
Via Lipstick alley
17. When guys act like they are homophobic or are actually homophobes.
18. Flirting With Another Guy’s Girlfriend and touching or trying to hold her hands.
That can be termed as sexual harassment, you know…
And to end this list – If you are that guy, please just….
Have some annoying things your friends do that you think should make the list? Let us know in the comment box below.